"I remember leaving the hospital - thinking, 'Wait, are they going to let me just walk off with him? I don't know beans about babies! I don't have a license to do this.' We're just amateurs"
About this Quote
The line “I don’t know beans about babies” isn’t just self-deprecation; it’s a refusal of the myth that instinct will neatly arrive on schedule. Tyler’s speakers often live in the gap between what a culture tells you adulthood looks like and how it actually feels: improvised, under-rehearsed, slightly absurd. “We’re just amateurs” widens the lens from one nervous parent to everyone. Parenting becomes the emblem for a broader condition - marriage, work, caring for aging parents, managing a life - all of it done without a manual, under fluorescent lighting, while trying not to show your panic.
Context matters, too: the hospital is a symbol of expertise and control. Tyler uses it as a stage for the handoff from institutional certainty to private responsibility. The joke isn’t that the parent is unprepared; it’s that preparedness is the lie we cling to, right up until the nurse smiles and opens the exit door.
Quote Details
| Topic | New Mom |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
| Cite | Cite this Quote |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Tyler, Anne. (n.d.). I remember leaving the hospital - thinking, 'Wait, are they going to let me just walk off with him? I don't know beans about babies! I don't have a license to do this.' We're just amateurs. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-remember-leaving-the-hospital-thinking-wait-63541/
Chicago Style
Tyler, Anne. "I remember leaving the hospital - thinking, 'Wait, are they going to let me just walk off with him? I don't know beans about babies! I don't have a license to do this.' We're just amateurs." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-remember-leaving-the-hospital-thinking-wait-63541/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I remember leaving the hospital - thinking, 'Wait, are they going to let me just walk off with him? I don't know beans about babies! I don't have a license to do this.' We're just amateurs." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-remember-leaving-the-hospital-thinking-wait-63541/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.








