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"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis"

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A hangover confession dressed up as a punchline, Bogart's line is doing what his screen persona always did: making regret look cool enough to order again. On the surface, its mechanics are pure wisecrack. The humor hinges on a tiny, almost bureaucratic verb - "switched" - as if the problem isn't drinking, just a bad strategic pivot between brands. That's the dodge. By narrowing the scope of the mistake, he avoids the larger admission that might actually sting.

The subtext is mid-century masculinity performing damage control. Scotch reads as steady, old-world, straight-backed. Martinis carry a sleeker, cocktail-lounge modernity, the kind of drink that arrives with a ritual and a pose. Bogart, forever caught between grit and glamour, lets the drink choice stand in for a life choice: trading the blunt comfort of the familiar for the sharper burn of an image. It's not a moral statement; it's a lifestyle note scribbled on the back of an invoice.

Context matters because Bogart wasn't just an actor saying something funny. He was a public face of hard-boiled charm in an era that romanticized alcohol as sophistication and self-medication as character. The line lands because it lets the audience participate in that romance while winking at its cost. He makes self-reproach consumable: the pain is real, but the delivery turns it into a story you can laugh at, then repeat at the bar like you're borrowing his voice.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Bogart, Humphrey. (2026, January 14). I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-should-never-have-switched-from-scotch-to-149182/

Chicago Style
Bogart, Humphrey. "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-should-never-have-switched-from-scotch-to-149182/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-should-never-have-switched-from-scotch-to-149182/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Humphrey Bogart (December 25, 1899 - January 14, 1957) was a Actor from USA.

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