"I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig"
About this Quote
The real bite is in the final, flat verdict: “That was the end of my wig.” The phrasing mimics an obituary, treating a beauty aid like a fallen comrade. It’s funny because it’s melodrama applied to something trivial, but the subtext isn’t trivial at all. Wigs, especially for women in show business, sit at the intersection of labor and illusion: the quiet maintenance required to look effortlessly camera-ready. Carrere’s joke lets the audience see the seam without turning it into a confession. She’s not asking for pity; she’s controlling the reveal.
Context matters: a working actress, a public figure, someone whose face is part of the job, choosing to narrate the moment when the job’s apparatus literally slides off. The intent is disarming. The effect is power. She gets to be in on the joke before anyone else can be.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Carrere, Tia. (2026, January 16). I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-slipped-at-a-bus-stop-i-went-one-way-and-my-90430/
Chicago Style
Carrere, Tia. "I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-slipped-at-a-bus-stop-i-went-one-way-and-my-90430/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-slipped-at-a-bus-stop-i-went-one-way-and-my-90430/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.





