"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse"
About this Quote
Spanish “to God” isn’t just piety; it’s politics. Spain was the powerhouse of his empire and the spearhead of Counter-Reformation Catholicism. By putting Spanish closest to the divine, Charles flatters his most important base and casts Spanish as the language of moral seriousness and legitimacy. Italian “to women” leans on Renaissance stereotypes of sweetness, musicality, and courtly seduction - a soft-power tongue for intimacy and performance. French “to men” reads as diplomacy and aristocratic commerce: the language of courts, treaties, and rivalry (especially pointed given France was his chief adversary). It implies that male-to-male relations are negotiated, not confessed.
Then comes the punchline: German “to my horse.” It’s a joke with teeth. German is the language of the Holy Roman Empire he technically led, yet he relegates it to the stable - useful, blunt, command-driven. The subtext is classic early-modern hierarchy: languages aren’t equal; they’re instruments, and some are fit for prayer, some for pleasure, some for politics, some for barking orders.
The quote works because it sounds worldly and witty while laundering domination into taste. Multilingualism becomes not openness, but control.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: English Literature and Ancient Languages (Kenneth Haynes, 2007) modern compilationISBN: 9780199212125 · ID: GWk-kiA6edMC
Evidence:
... Charles V is recorded to have said, 'I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse'.3 In the nineteenth century, a contemporary of Pushkin joked, 'We philosophize in German, joke in French, and use ... |
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"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse." FixQuotes, 8 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-speak-spanish-to-god-italian-to-women-french-to-64310/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





