"I started crying 20 seconds into the movie and didn't stop till it was over"
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It is criticism as performance: not a judgment from on high, but a body on camera, overwhelmed on schedule. Joel Siegel’s line collapses the usual critical vocabulary (plot, pacing, craft) into a single metric of authenticity: duration of tears. “20 seconds” is the sly tell. It’s too precise to be purely confessional and too absurdly early to be a nuanced appraisal, which is exactly why it works. The hyper-specific timestamp turns emotional response into a stopwatch gag, a wink at how quickly movies are designed to press the soft spots.
As a critic, Siegel is also advertising a contract with the audience. If he, the supposed professional skeptic, is undone almost immediately and remains undone, the film must be a juggernaut of sentiment. The subtext is less “this is good” than “this is un-ignorable.” It’s the language of the blurb, built to travel: short, quotable, and clean enough to slap on a poster. In that sense, it belongs to the ecosystem where critics are not just interpreters but marketing copywriters in neckties.
Context matters: Siegel’s persona was mainstream, big-reach, accessible. This isn’t Pauline Kael fencing with the director; it’s morning-show bluntness that treats feeling as the final authority. The line flatters the movie and the viewer at once: if you cry too, you’re not susceptible - you’re properly human. And if you don’t, you’re the odd one out. That’s the power move hidden inside the sniffles.
As a critic, Siegel is also advertising a contract with the audience. If he, the supposed professional skeptic, is undone almost immediately and remains undone, the film must be a juggernaut of sentiment. The subtext is less “this is good” than “this is un-ignorable.” It’s the language of the blurb, built to travel: short, quotable, and clean enough to slap on a poster. In that sense, it belongs to the ecosystem where critics are not just interpreters but marketing copywriters in neckties.
Context matters: Siegel’s persona was mainstream, big-reach, accessible. This isn’t Pauline Kael fencing with the director; it’s morning-show bluntness that treats feeling as the final authority. The line flatters the movie and the viewer at once: if you cry too, you’re not susceptible - you’re properly human. And if you don’t, you’re the odd one out. That’s the power move hidden inside the sniffles.
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