"I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations"
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As an actor with a recognizable family name, Astin is also winking at the way celebrity identity gets flattened into a single, searchable label. Two last names can signal lineage, branding, or an attempt to differentiate yourself in an industry that runs on instant recognition. But he doesn’t lean into legacy. He pivots to the most relatable arena possible: the airport, where your personhood is reduced to matching characters on a ticket to characters on an ID. It’s a small, familiar humiliation that cuts across class and status. Even if you’re famous, the kiosk doesn’t care.
The subtext is a quiet complaint about systems that demand simplicity from messy lives. Hyphens, spaces, middle names, suffixes - all of it becomes friction when the algorithm insists there’s only one “correct” way to be named. Astin’s line is light, but it’s also a tiny cultural critique: our identities keep evolving, while our databases are stuck in 1999.
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"I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-technically-have-two-last-names-which-is-a-lot-122855/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.


