"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different"
About this Quote
The imperative “I tell you” matters, too. It’s mock-prophetic: Vonnegut adopts the cadence of revelation only to deliver an anti-revelation. That’s the joke and the warning. Anyone claiming to know the Meaning of Life is usually trying to recruit you into their project - a religion, a nation, a company, a relationship dynamic - where your time and guilt are raw materials. “Don’t let anybody tell you different” is less whimsy than self-defense. It’s about guarding your interior life against people who monetize purpose.
Contextually, this is classic Vonnegut: a writer forged by war and its bureaucratic absurdities, suspicious of systems that dress cruelty up as destiny. His fiction repeatedly shows how easily humans become instruments of slogans. Here, he offers a scruffy alternative ethic: permission to be alive without turning it into a job. Not nihilism, exactly - more like humane minimalism. If life is fragile and history is insane, maybe the most radical stance is to refuse the cult of significance and insist on small, unserious freedoms.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Unverified source: Timequake (Kurt Vonnegut, 1997)
Evidence: Ch. 57 (p. 219 in the 1998 Berkley trade paperback edition, ISBN 9780425164349). The quote is from Kurt Vonnegut's own text in his 1997 book *Timequake*. Many secondary sources repeat it with minor variations (e.g., adding/removing “Listen:” or using “any different” vs “different”). Wikiquote spe... Other candidates (2) "I fart in your general direction!" (Don H. Corrigan, 2023) compilation95.0% ... Kurt Vonnegut. And it's Kurt Vonnegut who finally declared: “I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around, and... Kurt Vonnegut (Kurt Vonnegut) compilation77.8% l all glad he said it we are here on earth to fart around dont let anybody tell you any different if i shou |
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Vonnegut, Kurt. (2026, January 13). I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-tell-you-we-are-here-on-earth-to-fart-around-32379/
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Vonnegut, Kurt. "I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." FixQuotes. January 13, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-tell-you-we-are-here-on-earth-to-fart-around-32379/.
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-tell-you-we-are-here-on-earth-to-fart-around-32379/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.










