"I thank God for not making me a computer scientist"
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The religious phrasing sharpens the irony. It frames disciplinary identity as fate, almost a moral condition, not just a résumé line. Underneath is a preference for mathematical hygiene: definitions that dont wobble, proofs that dont hand-wave, guarantees that survive contact with the real world. In cryptography, especially, Bernstein has spent decades arguing that security is not an aesthetic but a liability surface. Sloppy assumptions get people owned.
The context is the long-running tension between "CS as engineering" and "CS as mathematics" (and, occasionally, "CS as product"). Bernstein has often pushed against opaque performance claims, timing leaks, and the casual attitude that testing can substitute for proof. The barb, then, is aimed at a professional temperament: the willingness to ship uncertainty with confidence. He is thanking God for a training that treats precision as nonnegotiable, because in his corner of computing, imprecision isnt just wrong - its dangerous.
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