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I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, inclu
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"I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating"

- Jay Mohr

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In this quote, comedian Jay Mohr expresses his contempt for the sport of golf. He thinks it is a pointless activity that uses up valuable time, particularly on a stunning day. Mohr also confesses that he is not skilled at golf, which likely contributes to his disappointment with the sport. He goes on to state that he has experienced lots of aggravating situations in his life, such as divorce and an unwanted sexual advances match, but nothing compares to the aggravation he feels while playing golf. This quote showcases Mohr's funny and ironical tone, along with his strong dislike for the game of golf.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Jay Mohr somewhere between August 23, 1970 and today. He was a famous Actor from USA. The author also have 14 other quotes.

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