"I think it helps a lot when they tell people that Teri Hatcher likes you. If you're Teri Hatcher's boyfriend, suddenly you're hunky I guess. I've spent 40 years being average and now I'm Teri hatcher's boyfriend and here we are. I've been really fortunate"
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Celebrity status is a contagious disease, and James Denton is describing the moment it finally kissed him on the cheek. The line is funny because it’s basically a shrug at the ridiculous alchemy of desirability: nothing about him has materially changed, but the story attached to him has. “They tell people that Teri Hatcher likes you” frames attraction as PR, not destiny. It’s not that Hatcher’s affection makes him better; it makes other people assume he must already be better. Social proof, Hollywood edition.
Denton’s self-deprecation (“40 years being average”) is doing strategic work. As an actor, he’s in an industry that sells aspiration, but he refuses the heroic arc. Instead he offers the anti-myth: fame doesn’t reveal your hidden greatness, it re-labels you. “Suddenly you’re hunky I guess” lands because it punctures the masculinity script. The “hunk” category isn’t earned through some objective standard; it’s awarded by association, a vibe that can be bestowed like a title.
The context matters: this reads like a mid-2000s celebrity-interview moment, when tabloids and entertainment TV turned relationships into public certification. Being “Teri Hatcher’s boyfriend” becomes a shortcut for audiences who don’t know him well enough to have an opinion. Denton’s final note, “I’ve been really fortunate,” keeps it from sounding bitter. The subtext is clear: he’s grateful, but he’s not fooled.
Denton’s self-deprecation (“40 years being average”) is doing strategic work. As an actor, he’s in an industry that sells aspiration, but he refuses the heroic arc. Instead he offers the anti-myth: fame doesn’t reveal your hidden greatness, it re-labels you. “Suddenly you’re hunky I guess” lands because it punctures the masculinity script. The “hunk” category isn’t earned through some objective standard; it’s awarded by association, a vibe that can be bestowed like a title.
The context matters: this reads like a mid-2000s celebrity-interview moment, when tabloids and entertainment TV turned relationships into public certification. Being “Teri Hatcher’s boyfriend” becomes a shortcut for audiences who don’t know him well enough to have an opinion. Denton’s final note, “I’ve been really fortunate,” keeps it from sounding bitter. The subtext is clear: he’s grateful, but he’s not fooled.
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| Topic | Romantic |
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| Source | Help us find the source |
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