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Parenting & Family Quote by Yogi Berra

"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house"

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Yogi Berra’s line lands because it looks like a wholesome endorsement and then swerves into something more sly: Little League isn’t “wonderful” because it builds character or teaches teamwork, but because it relocates children. The punchline is domestic, not athletic. Berra turns the usual civic sermon about youth sports into a deadpan admission of adult self-interest, and that’s exactly why it feels honest. Parents don’t just sign kids up for baseball out of principle; they do it because a scheduled practice is a small miracle of order in a messy household.

The specific intent is comic deflation. In one sentence he punctures the sentimental marketing of organized sports and replaces it with a practical benefit everyone recognizes but rarely leads with: quiet. The subtext is a gentle critique of how institutions get justified. We praise Little League as a moral project, but part of its social function is childcare and crowd control, a way to route kids into supervised spaces so adults can work, breathe, or simply reclaim the living room.

Context matters: Berra’s fame as an athlete gives him permission to be irreverent about baseball’s sacred cows. And his trademark plainspoken logic makes the joke feel less like a punch-down and more like a wink from someone who understands family life. The line also nods to postwar American suburbia, when youth leagues boomed as community glue and as a structured answer to anxieties about kids “getting into trouble.” Berra doesn’t romanticize that system; he reveals its most basic, human incentive.

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Yogi Berra

Yogi Berra (born May 12, 1925) is a Athlete from USA.

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