Skip to main content

Daily Inspiration Quote by Jolene Blalock

"I think my parents where high when they named me"

About this Quote

A joke like this works because it pretends to confess something personal while really taking aim at the social machinery that produces “acceptable” names. Jolene Blalock’s line leans on a familiar bit of pop suspicion: that parents, in the haze of youth, counterculture, or plain bad taste, saddle their kids with a label that feels like a prank you have to live inside. “High” is the perfect word choice - not just a drug reference, but shorthand for impulsive creativity, lowered inhibitions, and the kind of whimsical decision-making that sounds fun until you have to introduce yourself in a job interview.

The specific intent is comedic self-deprecation, but it’s not actually self-hatred. It’s a sly way of reclaiming control over a name that might otherwise be treated as exotic, overly “pretty,” or conspicuously Southern (the Dolly Parton echo in “Jolene” is unavoidable). By making the first joke herself, she short-circuits the audience’s impulse to smirk. It’s a preemptive strike: if you’re going to read my name as a punchline, I’ll write the punchline and keep the dignity.

As an actress, Blalock also knows names are branding. This line nods to the odd tension between the intimate and the marketable: a name can sound like a character before you even speak. The subtext is a little weary, a little amused - fame makes everything, even your birth certificate, feel like part of the performance.

Quote Details

TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceHelp us find the source
Cite

Citation Formats

APA Style (7th ed.)
Blalock, Jolene. (2026, January 15). I think my parents where high when they named me. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-think-my-parents-where-high-when-they-named-me-170150/

Chicago Style
Blalock, Jolene. "I think my parents where high when they named me." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-think-my-parents-where-high-when-they-named-me-170150/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I think my parents where high when they named me." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-think-my-parents-where-high-when-they-named-me-170150/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

More Quotes by Jolene Add to List
I think my parents where high when they named me
Click to enlarge Portrait | Landscape

About the Author

USA Flag

Jolene Blalock (born March 5, 1975) is a Actress from USA.

4 more quotes available

View Profile

Similar Quotes

Christopher Durang, Playwright
Randy Castillo, Musician
Balthazar Getty, Actor
Balthazar Getty
Ben Stiller, Comedian
Ben Stiller