"I thought, well I can do that. I couldn't be bothered writing a book review, because I'd have to read the book, I haven't got time to read a whole book for a fifty dollar write-up"
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The joke lands because it’s not really a joke: it’s a working artist doing the brutal math out loud. Eddie Campbell frames cultural labor as a small-time hustle, then punctures the romance of it in one deadpan shrug. The line “I can do that” is the gateway drug of freelance life - not confidence exactly, more like opportunistic pragmatism. He’s describing a career built on noticing what the marketplace rewards and what it doesn’t.
The sharpest move is the refusal to perform the polite ritual. A book review is supposed to signal seriousness, diligence, membership in a discourse. Campbell pulls the mask off: if the gig pays $50, the job isn’t “reading and thinking”; the job is producing a review-shaped object on deadline. “I couldn’t be bothered” isn’t laziness so much as triage. Time is the scarce resource, and the quote treats reading - the sacred act in literary culture - as an expense that has to justify itself.
Subtext: the economy around criticism often incentivizes summaries, hot takes, and reputational signaling over actual engagement. Campbell, coming from comics and illustration, knows how creative industries valorize passion while budgeting for scraps. There’s also a sly jab at gatekeeping: if the system expects underpaid writers to launder legitimacy for books they can’t afford to read, then the system is already admitting it doesn’t want criticism, it wants content.
It’s cynical, yes, but also oddly ethical. Better to admit the trade-off than pretend $50 buys integrity.
The sharpest move is the refusal to perform the polite ritual. A book review is supposed to signal seriousness, diligence, membership in a discourse. Campbell pulls the mask off: if the gig pays $50, the job isn’t “reading and thinking”; the job is producing a review-shaped object on deadline. “I couldn’t be bothered” isn’t laziness so much as triage. Time is the scarce resource, and the quote treats reading - the sacred act in literary culture - as an expense that has to justify itself.
Subtext: the economy around criticism often incentivizes summaries, hot takes, and reputational signaling over actual engagement. Campbell, coming from comics and illustration, knows how creative industries valorize passion while budgeting for scraps. There’s also a sly jab at gatekeeping: if the system expects underpaid writers to launder legitimacy for books they can’t afford to read, then the system is already admitting it doesn’t want criticism, it wants content.
It’s cynical, yes, but also oddly ethical. Better to admit the trade-off than pretend $50 buys integrity.
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