"I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements"
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The subtext is power, but expressed in the practical language of someone who’s spent decades managing men who are paid to believe they’re right. Klem isn’t claiming umpires became wiser or players became nicer. He’s saying conflict is often enabled by proximity. Close range invites a chest-to-chest performance for teammates, fans, and the other dugout. Move the umpire back and the argument loses its audience and its heat; it becomes cardio.
Context matters: Klem worked in an era when umpires were far less protected and game management relied on personal authority, not instant replay, not league PR, not a supervisor in an earpiece. His fix is almost modern in its understanding of incentives: don’t moralize, redesign the environment. It’s also a sly acknowledgement that the umpire’s job isn’t only to call balls and strikes; it’s to keep the game moving by shaping behavior. Klem reduces “arguements” not by winning debates, but by making them not worth having.
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Klem, Bill. (2026, January 15). I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-told-the-umpires-to-walk-back-at-least-170058/
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Klem, Bill. "I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-told-the-umpires-to-walk-back-at-least-170058/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-told-the-umpires-to-walk-back-at-least-170058/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.



