"I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know, average"
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The accidental poetry is in the stuttered redundancy: “your average, y’know, average.” It’s a Möbius strip of modesty, looping back on itself until the word “average” stops meaning anything. That’s the subtext: average is less a description than a credential you flash to reassure strangers you’re safe, humble, unthreatening. Coming from Goldblum - whose whole public persona is an elegant, eccentric cadence - the denial becomes self-parody. He can’t say “I’m like you” without sounding uniquely like Jeff Goldblum.
Context matters, too. This is celebrity culture’s favorite dance step: the famous person insisting on ordinariness while being paid, filmed, and quoted for it. Goldblum leans into the awkwardness instead of pretending it isn’t there. The intent reads as disarming, even affectionate: a way to meet the audience at eye level. The joke, and the charm, is that his very attempt to be “average” highlights the impossibility of it.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Goldblum, Jeff. (2026, January 17). I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know, average. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-uh-dont-think-im-yknow-so-different-than-your-46818/
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Goldblum, Jeff. "I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know, average." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-uh-dont-think-im-yknow-so-different-than-your-46818/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know, average." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-uh-dont-think-im-yknow-so-different-than-your-46818/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.









