"I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water"
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That misdirection does cultural work. Celebrities are constantly asked to perform relatability: prove you were once “normal,” prove you suffered, prove you earned it. Jamelia complies, but with a story that makes her impossible to package as a tidy role model. The subtext is: I’m not here to be your aspirational product; I’m here to be human, messy, and funny on my own terms.
It also taps into a very British comedic register - deadpan self-deprecation, the mundane turned grotesque, the refusal to polish the anecdote into inspiration. “Sometimes liked to” is key: it’s not a one-off mistake, it’s a preference, which makes the absurdity feel characterological and therefore funnier.
Contextually, for a musician navigating tabloid culture and hyper-managed pop narratives, this kind of throwaway candor reads as image control by anti-image: she wins authenticity points by refusing to sound curated.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Jamelia. (2026, January 16). I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-be-a-window-cleaner-i-got-fired-because-122475/
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Jamelia. "I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-be-a-window-cleaner-i-got-fired-because-122475/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-be-a-window-cleaner-i-got-fired-because-122475/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




