"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money"
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A lesser rock star would frame sobriety as redemption. David Lee Roth frames it as a business model.
"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money" lands because it flips the standard moral arc on its head. The expected punchline is recovery; instead, Roth implies the "problem" with drugs was never spiritual ruin, it was affordability. Money doesn’t cleanse the habit, it upgrades it. That’s the joke, and it’s also a portrait of the era that produced him: late-70s/80s hard rock, when excess wasn’t a cautionary tale so much as an aesthetic, a brand, and a competitive sport.
The line’s compression is doing a lot of work. "Used to" teases a before-and-after narrative, the language of self-improvement, then detonates it with "make enough money" - a capitalism punchline that treats addiction like a line item. Roth is smuggling in a cynical truth about fame: success can turn consequences into conveniences. The same appetite that might have been pathological in private becomes, under a spotlight, proof of authenticity. Fans don’t just tolerate the chaos; they buy tickets to it.
It also reads as a defensive flex. If you’re wealthy enough, you’re no longer "out of control", you’re "living large". Roth’s wink is a way to control the story before anyone else can moralize it - and to remind you that in pop mythology, the difference between a scandal and a legend is often just budget.
"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money" lands because it flips the standard moral arc on its head. The expected punchline is recovery; instead, Roth implies the "problem" with drugs was never spiritual ruin, it was affordability. Money doesn’t cleanse the habit, it upgrades it. That’s the joke, and it’s also a portrait of the era that produced him: late-70s/80s hard rock, when excess wasn’t a cautionary tale so much as an aesthetic, a brand, and a competitive sport.
The line’s compression is doing a lot of work. "Used to" teases a before-and-after narrative, the language of self-improvement, then detonates it with "make enough money" - a capitalism punchline that treats addiction like a line item. Roth is smuggling in a cynical truth about fame: success can turn consequences into conveniences. The same appetite that might have been pathological in private becomes, under a spotlight, proof of authenticity. Fans don’t just tolerate the chaos; they buy tickets to it.
It also reads as a defensive flex. If you’re wealthy enough, you’re no longer "out of control", you’re "living large". Roth’s wink is a way to control the story before anyone else can moralize it - and to remind you that in pop mythology, the difference between a scandal and a legend is often just budget.
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