"I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it"
About this Quote
The intent is to make listeners laugh and nod at the same time: remember when people trusted common sense, when food came from somebody you knew, when a family ritual doubled as manufacturing. The subtext is a pop-cultural grievance dressed as a farm story: institutions have replaced neighbors; bureaucracy has replaced judgment. That complaint lands because Dean is not an abstract commentator. He is a performer, a brand, and a folk-Americana figure whose credibility is built on sounding like a guy who has actually been in the room with the washtub.
The context matters: a 20th-century shift from home butchering and informal sanitation to industrial food systems and public health rules. The irony is that those rules exist because ungloved hands and improvised equipment can kill people at scale. Dean sidesteps that reality by framing regulation as overreach rather than protection, turning a complicated tradeoff into a story about lost autonomy - and making the audience complicit in missing it.
Quote Details
| Topic | Grandparents |
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| Source | Help us find the source |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dean, Jimmy. (2026, January 16). I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-help-my-granddaddy-make-sausage-he-135154/
Chicago Style
Dean, Jimmy. "I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-help-my-granddaddy-make-sausage-he-135154/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-help-my-granddaddy-make-sausage-he-135154/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.










