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Nature & Animals Quote by Tre Cool

"I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation"

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Tre Cool’s fantasy isn’t really about death-defying heroism; it’s about being discovered at the last possible second. An avalanche is the most cartoonishly over-the-top disaster you can wish on yourself, and he chooses it not for the pain but for the rescue narrative: buried, dramatic, barely alive, singled out by a dog’s nose and a stranger’s urgency. The punchline is in the specificity. “Under a ton of snow” and “almost dying of starvation” isn’t poetry so much as a deliberately excessive storyboard, the kind of hyperbole that feels native to punk’s emotional volume knob: if you’re going to want something, want the loudest version.

Subtextually, it’s a weirdly tender articulation of wanting to matter. Not to a stadium, not to history, but to a small, focused scene where someone is trained, attentive, and refuses to give up. The dog matters because it’s pure instinct and loyalty: a rescue without ulterior motives. In that sense, the quote reads like an inverted wish-fulfillment: not “I want to be safe,” but “I want to be worth saving.”

Context is doing a lot of work here. Coming from a musician whose public persona thrives on chaos, slapstick, and self-destruction-as-comedy, the line rides the edge between joke and confession. It’s melodrama with a grin, but it still lands because it turns survival into attention, and attention into proof of life. The bleak humor is the tell: he can’t ask for care directly, so he rigs a disaster big enough to justify it.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cool, Tre. (2026, January 16). I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wanna-survive-an-avalanche-i-wanna-be-one-of-117623/

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Cool, Tre. "I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wanna-survive-an-avalanche-i-wanna-be-one-of-117623/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wanna-survive-an-avalanche-i-wanna-be-one-of-117623/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.

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Tre Cool (born December 9, 1972) is a Musician from USA.

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