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Life's Pleasures Quote by Oscar Wilde

"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead"

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Wilde’s line lands like a dinner-table guillotine: a grotesquely crisp demand that turns appetite into a moral position. The comedy is in the overprecision. Of course meat is dead, but Wilde insists on the obvious with the pedantry of a man mocking the rituals that let polite society pretend otherwise. “Not sick, not dying” is the extra twist: he’s not merely asking for freshness; he’s refusing the limbo state where suffering is still present, where the consumer’s pleasure might implicate them in the animal’s last discomfort. The punch is that he phrases it with the imperiousness of a connoisseur, making ethics sound like taste.

Subtextually, this is Wilde doing what he does best: exposing how Victorian refinement is often a mask over brutality. The line pretends to be squeamish, even fastidious, but it’s also a cold assertion of control. Dead means clean, categorical, commodified. Sick or dying suggests narrative, process, the messy truth of bodies. Wilde chooses the neat endpoint because society prefers its violence tidied up and served on china.

Context matters: Wilde’s theatre thrives on epigrams that compress hypocrisy into a single glittering blade. The phrasing echoes his broader suspicion of sentimentality. He won’t let you enjoy the comfortable fiction of “natural” consumption; he forces a binary. Either own the act - eat what is dead - or confront the cruelty of the in-between. The wit isn’t decoration; it’s a trapdoor under the diner’s self-image.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wilde, Oscar. (2026, January 15). I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-want-my-food-dead-not-sick-not-dying-dead-26922/

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Wilde, Oscar. "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-want-my-food-dead-not-sick-not-dying-dead-26922/.

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"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-want-my-food-dead-not-sick-not-dying-dead-26922/. Accessed 8 Feb. 2026.

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Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde (October 16, 1854 - November 30, 1900) was a Dramatist from Ireland.

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