"I was at the vice president's Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a very emotional and difficult thing for him to do, but I admonished him for not waiting just one more stinking day"
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The intent isn't to dunk on the vice president's vulnerability; Whitford goes out of his way to acknowledge it. The target is timing, and timing is always politics. A holiday setting is culturally coded as a ceasefire: family, goodwill, civic unity. By framing his complaint as a plea for "one more day", Whitford implies the speech dragged something contentious into a space that’s supposed to be insulated from the nation's ongoing arguments. He's telling us, in actorly terms, that the performance was moving but the staging was wrong.
Subtextually, it’s also a self-portrait: Whitford as the citizen-celebrity who can circulate inside elite rooms and still play the role of the heckler. The "stinking" isn’t just emphasis; it’s permission. It punctures the sanctimony, reminding you that even in the polished rituals of power, someone is always thinking, Can we not do this right now?
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Whitford, Bradley. (2026, January 17). I was at the vice president's Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a very emotional and difficult thing for him to do, but I admonished him for not waiting just one more stinking day. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-at-the-vice-presidents-christmas-party-i-39770/
Chicago Style
Whitford, Bradley. "I was at the vice president's Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a very emotional and difficult thing for him to do, but I admonished him for not waiting just one more stinking day." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-at-the-vice-presidents-christmas-party-i-39770/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was at the vice president's Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a very emotional and difficult thing for him to do, but I admonished him for not waiting just one more stinking day." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-at-the-vice-presidents-christmas-party-i-39770/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.


