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Daily Inspiration Quote by Mark Haddon

"I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut"

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Nostalgia and self-mockery snap together in Haddon's line like two magnets that don’t quite align. "Born too late for steam trains" isn’t just a wistful nod to a vanished industrial romance; it’s a neatly compressed grievance about missing the era when progress still looked mechanical, legible, and faintly heroic. Steam trains are technology you can see working: pistons, smoke, velocity with heft. To be born after them is to inherit a world where the miracles arrive sealed in plastic and explained by marketing copy.

Then Haddon pivots from history to biology: "a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut". The joke lands because it shrinks the grand ambition of space travel to the petty gatekeeping of a medical disqualifier. Dreams don’t always die in dramatic explosions; sometimes they’re quietly ruled out by a checkbox. That deadpan fatalism is very novelist: the cosmos reduced to paperwork, fate delivered as a diagnosis.

The subtext is about belonging. He’s positioned between two mythologies: the last glow of old-world modernity (steam) and the utopian frontier (space). He misses both, and he frames that exclusion as both temporal (too late) and bodily (not fit). The sentence performs the feeling it describes: a life calibrated to just miss the big narratives, stuck instead with the smaller, stranger story of being oneself. It’s funny, but the punchline is real: modernity promises limitless horizons, then reminds you how contingent your access always was.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Haddon, Mark. (2026, January 17). I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-born-too-late-for-steam-trains-and-a-lazy-81969/

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Haddon, Mark. "I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-born-too-late-for-steam-trains-and-a-lazy-81969/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-born-too-late-for-steam-trains-and-a-lazy-81969/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Mark Haddon (born September 26, 1962) is a Novelist from England.

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