"I was going to go make a film in Greece. If they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?"
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The line about Greece - “no questions asked” - is doing heavy work. It’s less a travel tip than a reminder that privilege has limits. In Los Angeles, marijuana might be a party accessory; in another country, it’s a fast track to a cell. The deodorant bottles are the perfect prop: a symbol of the performance of respectability, literally used to smuggle risk. That contrast is the joke, and the warning. She’s trying to pass as clean while carrying something that could ruin her.
Then comes the pivot: “I thought, what I am doing?” The grammar matters. Not “what am I doing?” like a quirky self-check, but “what I am doing?” - a stunned, belated moral inventory. The subtext isn’t just fear of getting caught; it’s the sudden recognition that the role she’s playing off-screen (reckless, invincible, above it) isn’t sustainable. Cannon turns a near-miss into a small existential reckoning: the moment you realize you’re not the movie. You’re the person who has to live with the fallout.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cannon, Dyan. (2026, February 18). I was going to go make a film in Greece. If they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-going-to-go-make-a-film-in-greece-if-they-58678/
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Cannon, Dyan. "I was going to go make a film in Greece. If they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?" FixQuotes. February 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-going-to-go-make-a-film-in-greece-if-they-58678/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was going to go make a film in Greece. If they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?" FixQuotes, 18 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-going-to-go-make-a-film-in-greece-if-they-58678/. Accessed 29 Mar. 2026.





