"I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked"
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The intent reads like performative confession: the actor using physical vulnerability as proof of authenticity. “I thought I broke” is key; it’s not medical certainty, it’s the adrenaline narrative of someone who lives close to mishap, who measures life in near-injuries and public embarrassments. The subtext is a kind of working-class vaudeville pride, the body offered up as the punchline and the credential. Being “naked” isn’t erotic here; it’s social exposure, a fast shortcut to stakes. You can almost hear the audience wince-laugh.
Context matters, too. Liverpool carries a reputation for cheek, grit, and a performative sense of survival. Roberts leans into that civic mythology: the city as rough theater, the bus as indifferent authority. The final twist - the bus “just drives away” - lands because the machine is oblivious. The joke isn’t only on him; it’s on a world that keeps moving, literally, while you’re caught in the door.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Roberts, Mark. (2026, January 17). I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-in-liverpool-city-center-and-i-thought-i-73247/
Chicago Style
Roberts, Mark. "I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-in-liverpool-city-center-and-i-thought-i-73247/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-in-liverpool-city-center-and-i-thought-i-73247/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



