"I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'"
About this Quote
The intent is classic Segel: self-deprecation as social lubricant. He’s not asking for pity or making a manifesto about body image; he’s converting a humiliating beat into a communal laugh, the kind that says, “Yes, I’ve been there,” even if you haven’t been literally heckled while shirtless. That’s the subtext: vulnerability is safer when you narrate it first. If he can turn the sting into a joke, he controls the frame and preempts the audience’s judgment.
Contextually, it fits a late-2000s/early-2010s comic sensibility where male insecurity is both the punchline and the pathos. “Hey, fatty!” isn’t just about weight; it’s about the unstable bargain of modern dating: you’re supposed to be confident and unbothered, yet also available for casual cruelty disguised as flirtation. The “cute” delivery is the tell. It signals that the insult is being marketed as intimacy, a power move softened into “banter.” Segel exposes that dynamic by replaying it without bitterness, letting the audience recognize how thin the line is between teasing and contempt.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Segel, Jason. (2026, January 17). I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-making-out-with-this-woman-and-my-shirt-was-62328/
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Segel, Jason. "I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-making-out-with-this-woman-and-my-shirt-was-62328/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-making-out-with-this-woman-and-my-shirt-was-62328/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








