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Love Quote by Woody Allen

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox"

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Nausea and tingles aren’t the poetry of romance; they’re the body’s alarm system. Woody Allen weaponizes that mismatch to puncture the grand myth of love as noble destiny. By yoking infatuation to smallpox, he turns the rom-com’s fluttery “symptoms” into something clinical, even contagious. The joke lands because it reframes a culturally approved loss of control as a kind of infection: irrational, socially inconvenient, potentially disfiguring.

Allen’s comic persona thrives on this nervous ambiguity. His characters don’t stride into feeling; they develop it like a rash, then immediately diagnose it, doubt it, and dread it. The line’s specific intent is deflation: take the cinematic language of love (swept away, weak in the knees) and translate it into hypochondria. That’s not just a gag about anxiety; it’s a worldview where romance is less a moral choice than a physiological malfunction.

The subtext is even sharper: modern love often arrives mediated by expectations borrowed from movies, advertising, and nostalgia. If the experience doesn’t come with a user manual, the neurotic mind reaches for the next best thing: symptom-checking. In Allen’s cultural moment - post-1960s, therapy-soaked, irony-forward urban intellectualism - the line performs a kind of self-protection. If you can joke that love resembles smallpox, you’ve already inoculated yourself against looking sincere.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Allen, Woody. (2026, January 15). I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-nauseous-and-tingly-all-over-i-was-either-16051/

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Allen, Woody. "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-nauseous-and-tingly-all-over-i-was-either-16051/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-nauseous-and-tingly-all-over-i-was-either-16051/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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