"I was never any good in the school theatrical productions. I always got a role like the March Hare"
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That’s the subtext actors recognize instantly: school theater is a crude sorting machine. It rewards the kids who can project a clean, legible version of themselves - ingénue, leading man, authority figure. Being handed “the March Hare” suggests Bisset read as interesting but not “safe,” expressive but not “serious,” a personality that teachers can deploy for laughs without having to bet the production on her. The joke also protects her. By choosing a whimsical, Alice-in-Wonderland reference, she keeps the sting of rejection at arm’s length, converting disappointment into a story about absurdity and misfit charm.
In Bisset’s era, the cultural script for young women was especially narrow: pretty girls were meant to be graceful, not unruly; poised, not strange. Her anecdote quietly pushes back on the myth of the inevitable star. Instead, it sketches a more believable origin story: talent that didn’t present as “leading” at first, learning to survive by being vivid on the margins - until the margins became the point.
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Bisset, Jacqueline. (2026, January 18). I was never any good in the school theatrical productions. I always got a role like the March Hare. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-never-any-good-in-the-school-theatrical-23430/
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Bisset, Jacqueline. "I was never any good in the school theatrical productions. I always got a role like the March Hare." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-never-any-good-in-the-school-theatrical-23430/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was never any good in the school theatrical productions. I always got a role like the March Hare." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-never-any-good-in-the-school-theatrical-23430/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.




