"I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage"
About this Quote
The specific intent isn’t just to get a laugh at his own expense. It’s to reposition status. Pitchers, especially in Gomez’s era, were expected to be liabilities at the plate; the quote preempts criticism by exaggerating it into absurdity. By calling himself "the worst hitter ever", he owns the weakness so completely that it stops being ammunition for anyone else. The subtext is: I know what I’m not, and I’m confident enough to make it entertainment.
Context matters: Gomez played in the pre-DH American League, when pitchers hit and were routinely exposed. Fans watched them flail; teammates teased them; newspapers turned it into a running gag. Gomez doesn’t fight that narrative with excuses or faux grit. He leans into the low expectations and turns them into personality, which is its own kind of athletic currency. The garage detail seals it: even his "power" arrives only when he’s not playing baseball, a neat reminder that legends are built not just on stats, but on the stories that make them human.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Lefty Gomez — quote attributed on Wikiquote (Lefty Gomez page); original primary source not specified on that page. |
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Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Gomez, Lefty. (2026, January 15). I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-the-worst-hitter-ever-i-never-even-broke-a-170394/
Chicago Style
Gomez, Lefty. "I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-the-worst-hitter-ever-i-never-even-broke-a-170394/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-the-worst-hitter-ever-i-never-even-broke-a-170394/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




