"I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend"
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The line pivots on a deliberately crass truth: if Lindsey had known Howard would be "a great Director", he would have "certainly" become his "best friend". Its funny because its indecently honest. People like to pretend creative communities run on merit and camaraderie; Lindsey winks at the quieter economy of access. The subtext is not just opportunism, but regret about how careers harden into networks you either anticipate or miss.
Context matters: Lindsey spent years as a beloved character actor (Goober Pyle) in an era when television actors were often typecast and culturally frozen, while Howard escaped the child-star trap and climbed into the directing class. The quote plays like a rib, but it also marks a class divide inside the same nostalgic universe: one man stayed a character; the other got to become the author.
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| Topic | Best Friend |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lindsey, George. (2026, February 16). I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-too-dumb-to-know-opie-was-going-to-grow-up-125081/
Chicago Style
Lindsey, George. "I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-too-dumb-to-know-opie-was-going-to-grow-up-125081/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-too-dumb-to-know-opie-was-going-to-grow-up-125081/. Accessed 26 Feb. 2026.



