"I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That's the kind of customers we need!"
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The line’s intent is double-edged. On the surface, it flatters a kind of hard-nosed capitalism: the market loves heavy users. Underneath, it’s a wink at stereotype. Vietnamese people are not introduced as neighbors or allies, but as a colorful, instrumental other. Helms doesn’t say they were talking politics, building businesses, or navigating war’s aftermath; he spotlights a bodily habit. It’s a subtle downgrade from personhood to purchasing power.
Context matters because Helms, a North Carolina conservative known for culture-war politics and hawkish Cold War instincts, wasn’t exactly a poster child for multicultural openness. That’s what makes the joke do work: it lets him sound worldly and pragmatic while keeping emotional distance. The humor functions as camouflage, turning an economic argument into a quip and laundering the transactional view of people through a punchline. It’s not just pro-commerce; it’s pro-commerce as a substitute for empathy.
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| Topic | Human Rights |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Helms, Jesse. (2026, January 15). I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That's the kind of customers we need! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-with-some-vietnamese-recently-and-some-of-141738/
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Helms, Jesse. "I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That's the kind of customers we need!" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-with-some-vietnamese-recently-and-some-of-141738/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That's the kind of customers we need!" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-with-some-vietnamese-recently-and-some-of-141738/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.






