"I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen"
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A politician promising to be a "model prisoner" is gallows humor with a résumé attached. Edwin Edwards delivers the line like a man who knows the audience already has his file folder open: charm, machine politics, indicted-as-weather, and still somehow locally beloved. The phrase "model citizen" is the pivot point, because it’s less a claim than a dare. Edwards is betting that "citizen" is a flexible category in Louisiana political culture, where retail charisma and patronage can feel like public service, and legal trouble can read as proof you were powerful enough to make enemies.
The intent is tactical: reframe disgrace as continuity. He’s not conceding wrongdoing; he’s conceding a setting. By keeping the same adjective - model - he suggests that institutions, not behavior, are what change. Prison becomes just another office with stricter dress codes. That’s how you drain a scandal of its moral sting: treat it as an administrative reassignment.
The subtext has a sharper edge. "As I have been a model citizen" asks listeners to accept his own definition of citizenship: not law-abiding, but effective, entertaining, and indispensable. It also needles the justice system by implying that if someone like Edwards ends up behind bars, it’s because politics and prosecution are two languages describing the same power struggle.
Context matters because Edwards’s career sat at the intersection of populist performance and corruption-era America. The line works as a final bit of political theater: contrition without surrender, accountability without repentance, and a wink that says the story was never going to end with silence.
The intent is tactical: reframe disgrace as continuity. He’s not conceding wrongdoing; he’s conceding a setting. By keeping the same adjective - model - he suggests that institutions, not behavior, are what change. Prison becomes just another office with stricter dress codes. That’s how you drain a scandal of its moral sting: treat it as an administrative reassignment.
The subtext has a sharper edge. "As I have been a model citizen" asks listeners to accept his own definition of citizenship: not law-abiding, but effective, entertaining, and indispensable. It also needles the justice system by implying that if someone like Edwards ends up behind bars, it’s because politics and prosecution are two languages describing the same power struggle.
Context matters because Edwards’s career sat at the intersection of populist performance and corruption-era America. The line works as a final bit of political theater: contrition without surrender, accountability without repentance, and a wink that says the story was never going to end with silence.
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