"I will undoubtedly have to seek what is happily known as gainful employment, which I am glad to say does not describe holding public office"
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Acheson’s joke lands because it’s delivered from the rare perch of someone who actually held power and can afford to pretend he’s above it. “Happily known as gainful employment” borrows the cheery, self-help diction Americans use to dignify necessity, then turns it into a knife: the phrase is “happily” used because it flatters the work ethic, not because it’s true. The punchline - that public office “does not describe” gainful employment - is a sly insult disguised as modesty. He isn’t merely saying government jobs pay poorly. He’s smuggling in an older, sharper suspicion: politics is a vocation that traffics in influence, prestige, and access more than wages, and its rewards are therefore harder to measure and easier to launder.
Context does the heavy lifting. Acheson was a patrician New Dealer who became Truman’s Secretary of State at the dawn of the Cold War, when Washington was professionalizing into a permanent national-security bureaucracy. In that world, the revolving door between “service” and private-sector comfort was becoming a recognizable career path. His line flirts with that reality while keeping his hands clean: he frames departure from office as a return to honest work, even as he hints that office itself has been a kind of compensated theater.
The subtext isn’t anti-government so much as anti-sentimentality. Acheson punctures the civics-class myth that public office is simply another job. It’s something stranger: underpaid on paper, overpaid in power, and always tempted to mistake status for virtue.
Context does the heavy lifting. Acheson was a patrician New Dealer who became Truman’s Secretary of State at the dawn of the Cold War, when Washington was professionalizing into a permanent national-security bureaucracy. In that world, the revolving door between “service” and private-sector comfort was becoming a recognizable career path. His line flirts with that reality while keeping his hands clean: he frames departure from office as a return to honest work, even as he hints that office itself has been a kind of compensated theater.
The subtext isn’t anti-government so much as anti-sentimentality. Acheson punctures the civics-class myth that public office is simply another job. It’s something stranger: underpaid on paper, overpaid in power, and always tempted to mistake status for virtue.
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