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Science Quote by John B. S. Haldane

"I wish I had the voice of Homer to sing of rectal carcinoma"

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Here’s Haldane at his most brazenly classical and most brutally physical, yoking the loftiest literary pedigree in the Western canon to a disease that lives at the far end of polite conversation. The line works because it commits an almost obscene act of scale: Homer is the voice of epic, of heroes and war and fate, and Haldane drags that “voice” into the clinic, insisting that rectal cancer deserves the same grandeur of attention as the Iliad.

The intent is not just shock value. It’s a scientist’s protest against what society chooses to dignify. In Haldane’s era, cancer was both increasingly legible to medicine and still swaddled in euphemism, shame, and silence. By invoking Homer, he’s mocking that hierarchy of topics: the body is not an embarrassing footnote to “serious” human drama; it is the drama. The subtext is a demand for candor and resources, an impatience with squeamishness as a cultural policy. If we can build epics around spear wounds, why do we whisper about tumors?

There’s also a self-directed bite. Haldane was a public intellectual with a taste for polemic; wishing for Homer’s voice is a sly admission that science communication has an aesthetic problem. Data alone won’t move people. To get attention for the unglamorous, you need rhetoric that can compete with myth. In one sentence he turns the lab report into a battle hymn, and the joke lands because the stakes are real.

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Haldane, John B. S. (2026, January 17). I wish I had the voice of Homer to sing of rectal carcinoma. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wish-i-had-the-voice-of-homer-to-sing-of-rectal-51285/

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Haldane, John B. S. "I wish I had the voice of Homer to sing of rectal carcinoma." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wish-i-had-the-voice-of-homer-to-sing-of-rectal-51285/.

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"I wish I had the voice of Homer to sing of rectal carcinoma." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wish-i-had-the-voice-of-homer-to-sing-of-rectal-51285/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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John B. S. Haldane

John B. S. Haldane (November 5, 1892 - December 1, 1964) was a Scientist from United Kingdom.

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