"I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything"
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The target, Thomas Babington Macaulay, wasn’t merely a loudmouth. He was a Whig historian and essayist with a famously sweeping, teleological style: history as a confident march toward improvement, narrated with prosecutorial certainty. That voice would become enormously influential, shaping Victorian self-belief and the “Whig interpretation” of history. Melbourne’s jab is aimed at that intellectual temperament as much as at the man: the habit of turning complex events into neat morals, of mistaking rhetorical momentum for truth.
Subtextually, this is an old political hand warning against the seductions of clarity. Macaulay’s certainty is attractive because it offers relief from ambiguity, and in an era of reform battles and imperial expansion, certainty could pass as leadership. Melbourne’s joke hints at the cost: once you’re sure of everything, you stop listening, and once you stop listening, you start governing by storyline rather than evidence. The line survives because it skewers a timeless type: the confident explainer who confuses conviction with accuracy.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Verified source: Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (Gyles Brandreth, 2013)ISBN: 9780199681365 · ID: kcycAQAAQBAJ
Evidence: ... I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything . □ Lord Melbourne 1779-1848 British Whig statesman : Lord Cowper Preface to Lord Melbourne's Papers ( 1889 ) 13 I am not denying anything I did not say . □ Brian ... Other candidates (1) Lord Melbourne's Papers (Lord Melbourne, 1889)92.9% “I wish,” said Lord Melbourne, “that I were as cock-sure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything;” (Preface, p. ... |
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Melbourne, Lord. (2026, February 9). I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wish-i-was-as-cocksure-of-anything-as-tom-4744/
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Melbourne, Lord. "I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything." FixQuotes. February 9, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wish-i-was-as-cocksure-of-anything-as-tom-4744/.
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"I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything." FixQuotes, 9 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wish-i-was-as-cocksure-of-anything-as-tom-4744/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







