"I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump"
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Tre Cool’s line is a cartoonishly vivid plea for physical life in an era that keeps trying to compress it into pixels. The escalation is the point: “talk to people” sounds like a wellness PSA, but “touch… lick… smell each other on the rump” detonates that polite register and replaces it with animal comedy. It’s punk logic delivered as body humor: if the internet makes us disembodied brains, then the antidote isn’t a mindful walk, it’s a reminder that humans are mammals with senses, sweat, and awkward proximity.
The intent isn’t literally to advocate public rump-sniffing. It’s to shock the listener out of the numb, screen-lit habit of treating connection as something you scroll. By pushing intimacy into the ridiculous, he spotlights how much modern socializing is sanitized and mediated. “Turn off their computers” isn’t anti-technology so much as anti-default: a refusal of the idea that the easiest option is automatically the best one.
Context matters: coming from a Green Day figure, the message carries the band’s longtime suspicion of complacent systems, updated for the always-online age. Punk has always prized immediacy, sweat, noise, the crowd. This quote performs that value set in language that feels like a stage rant: funny, crude, and oddly earnest. The subtext is almost tender: you can’t replace presence with content, and you can’t outsource loneliness to a feed.
The intent isn’t literally to advocate public rump-sniffing. It’s to shock the listener out of the numb, screen-lit habit of treating connection as something you scroll. By pushing intimacy into the ridiculous, he spotlights how much modern socializing is sanitized and mediated. “Turn off their computers” isn’t anti-technology so much as anti-default: a refusal of the idea that the easiest option is automatically the best one.
Context matters: coming from a Green Day figure, the message carries the band’s longtime suspicion of complacent systems, updated for the always-online age. Punk has always prized immediacy, sweat, noise, the crowd. This quote performs that value set in language that feels like a stage rant: funny, crude, and oddly earnest. The subtext is almost tender: you can’t replace presence with content, and you can’t outsource loneliness to a feed.
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| Topic | Funny |
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| Source | Help us find the source |
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