"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary"
About this Quote
The line lands because it weaponizes the cozy ritual of gratitude and flips it into a domestic punchline with real bite. Borge starts in the familiar cadence of an acceptance speech - parents “making it all possible” is the standard, safe tribute to origins, talent, sacrifice. Then he pivots: children “making it necessary.” The joke isn’t that kids are burdens (though that’s the surface laugh); it’s that adulthood quietly turns possibility into obligation. You don’t just get to chase art because you’re inspired. You chase it because the mortgage, the mouths to feed, the calendar, the consequences are now sitting in the front row.
As a musician-comedian, Borge understood timing the way other people understand commas. The ellipsis does crucial work: it holds the audience in the warm glow of sentiment just long enough to let the second clause arrive like a cymbal crash. The structure also smuggles in a generational narrative: parents give you the runway; children give you the deadline. It’s gratitude reframed as a life cycle, where the gift of being raised becomes the pressure of raising.
Context matters: Borge built a career on elegance - classical chops, impeccable diction, a European sophistication that made his jokes feel like they’d been polished on a tuxedo sleeve. That refinement makes the admission funnier. Under the charm is a comic realism about family economics and ambition: love may be free, but it’s not cheap.
As a musician-comedian, Borge understood timing the way other people understand commas. The ellipsis does crucial work: it holds the audience in the warm glow of sentiment just long enough to let the second clause arrive like a cymbal crash. The structure also smuggles in a generational narrative: parents give you the runway; children give you the deadline. It’s gratitude reframed as a life cycle, where the gift of being raised becomes the pressure of raising.
Context matters: Borge built a career on elegance - classical chops, impeccable diction, a European sophistication that made his jokes feel like they’d been polished on a tuxedo sleeve. That refinement makes the admission funnier. Under the charm is a comic realism about family economics and ambition: love may be free, but it’s not cheap.
Quote Details
| Topic | Parenting |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
More Quotes by Victor
Add to List




