"I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in"
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The line works because it flips the usual hierarchy. England, shorthand for prestige stages, tradition, and "serious" culture, loses to a creature associated with the domestic, the dependent, the unglamorous. Hagen is also quietly rejecting a system that treats bodies (human and animal) as paperwork problems. Britain's quarantine rules once demanded long, isolating confinement for animals entering the country; her refusal reads as a refusal to normalize that kind of institutional coldness. It's not anti-English so much as anti-absurdity: if the price of entry is betraying your own attachments, the "honor" becomes a farce.
There's a performerly snap to the phrasing, too. It sounds like a punchline, but the joke has teeth: fame is supposed to make you flexible, available, unencumbered. Hagen makes a different kind of toughness look glamorous - the willingness to disappoint gatekeepers, protect the small circle that keeps you human, and treat the so-called big world as optional.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hagen, Uta. (n.d.). I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wont-go-to-england-because-they-wont-let-my-dog-156934/
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Hagen, Uta. "I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wont-go-to-england-because-they-wont-let-my-dog-156934/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wont-go-to-england-because-they-wont-let-my-dog-156934/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.





