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Daily Inspiration Quote by Art Buchwald

"I worship the quicksand he walks in"

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Devotion, in Buchwalds hands, is never pure; its got grit in it, and usually a punchline. "I worship the quicksand he walks in" is a wicked little twist on the old romantic cliche about adoring the ground someone walks on. Buchwald swaps solid earth for something that swallows you whole. The joke lands because it exposes how hero-worship isnt just excessive, its self-destructive: the admirer isnt content to praise the person, theyre willing to sink with them.

The specific intent is satirical deflation. Buchwald, a journalist who made a career skewering Washington pomposity and celebrity culture, is pointing at the way we treat certain figures as untouchable even when their footing is obviously unstable. Quicksand implies danger, poor judgment, and a slow-motion catastrophe that everyone can see coming. Choosing to "worship" it is the ultimate abdication of critical thinking.

The subtext: loyalty has become a performance. Its not enough to support someone; you prove your faith by embracing their worst instincts, rationalizing their missteps, turning their liabilities into sacred relics. Theres also a sly jab at the adored figure: if the ground around you is quicksand, maybe your greatness is less like bedrock and more like a trap.

Contextually, Buchwald wrote in an America obsessed with power and personalities, where political tribes and star systems rewarded allegiance over accuracy. The line feels built for that ecosystem: funny, quotable, and uncomfortably precise about how admiration turns into complicity.

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TopicRomantic
Source
Verified source: The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition (Lawrence Dorfman, 2015)ISBN: 9781634503860 · ID: KRgQCwAAQBAJ
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Evidence:
... I worship the quicksand he walks in . -ART BUCHWALD When Dorothy Parker was told that Calvin Coolidge had died , she asked : " How can they tell ? " She could carry off anything ; and some people said that she did . —ADA LEVERSON They ...
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Buchwald, Art. (2026, March 23). I worship the quicksand he walks in. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-worship-the-quicksand-he-walks-in-166994/

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Buchwald, Art. "I worship the quicksand he walks in." FixQuotes. March 23, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-worship-the-quicksand-he-walks-in-166994/.

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"I worship the quicksand he walks in." FixQuotes, 23 Mar. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-worship-the-quicksand-he-walks-in-166994/. Accessed 28 Mar. 2026.

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Art Buchwald (October 20, 1925 - January 17, 2007) was a Journalist from USA.

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