"I worship the quicksand he walks in"
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The specific intent is satirical deflation. Buchwald, a journalist who made a career skewering Washington pomposity and celebrity culture, is pointing at the way we treat certain figures as untouchable even when their footing is obviously unstable. Quicksand implies danger, poor judgment, and a slow-motion catastrophe that everyone can see coming. Choosing to "worship" it is the ultimate abdication of critical thinking.
The subtext: loyalty has become a performance. Its not enough to support someone; you prove your faith by embracing their worst instincts, rationalizing their missteps, turning their liabilities into sacred relics. Theres also a sly jab at the adored figure: if the ground around you is quicksand, maybe your greatness is less like bedrock and more like a trap.
Contextually, Buchwald wrote in an America obsessed with power and personalities, where political tribes and star systems rewarded allegiance over accuracy. The line feels built for that ecosystem: funny, quotable, and uncomfortably precise about how admiration turns into complicity.
Quote Details
| Topic | Romantic |
|---|---|
| Source | Verified source: The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition (Lawrence Dorfman, 2015)ISBN: 9781634503860 · ID: KRgQCwAAQBAJ
Evidence:
... I worship the quicksand he walks in . -ART BUCHWALD When Dorothy Parker was told that Calvin Coolidge had died , she asked : " How can they tell ? " She could carry off anything ; and some people said that she did . —ADA LEVERSON They ... |
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