"I would have been an Egyptologist if I had had the schooling"
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It lands like a throwaway, but it’s really a small grenade tossed into the mythology of the self-made rock star. Rick Springfield isn’t talking about pyramids; he’s talking about gates. “I would have been” frames an alternate life as both plausible and permanently foreclosed, and the clause that follows - “if I had had the schooling” - refuses the usual celebrity narrative where talent bulldozes circumstance. He doesn’t say he lacked intelligence or curiosity. He says he lacked access.
The choice of “Egyptologist” matters because it’s almost comically specific: not “professor” or “writer,” but a niche discipline associated with elite universities, long apprenticeships, and the slow, patient prestige of institutions. Set against Springfield’s actual career - pop fame, teen-idol sheen, the churn of entertainment - the word reads like a private longing for depth and legitimacy, or at least for a different kind of attention. It also works as a sly self-correction: the guy known for catchy hooks insists he’s always had an inner life that doesn’t fit the poster.
There’s a midlife honesty here, too: the recognition that desire isn’t destiny. In one sentence, Springfield acknowledges class and education as structural forces without making it a manifesto. The subtext is simple and sharp: the life you get isn’t always the life you’re capable of, and fame doesn’t erase the roads you never got to take.
The choice of “Egyptologist” matters because it’s almost comically specific: not “professor” or “writer,” but a niche discipline associated with elite universities, long apprenticeships, and the slow, patient prestige of institutions. Set against Springfield’s actual career - pop fame, teen-idol sheen, the churn of entertainment - the word reads like a private longing for depth and legitimacy, or at least for a different kind of attention. It also works as a sly self-correction: the guy known for catchy hooks insists he’s always had an inner life that doesn’t fit the poster.
There’s a midlife honesty here, too: the recognition that desire isn’t destiny. In one sentence, Springfield acknowledges class and education as structural forces without making it a manifesto. The subtext is simple and sharp: the life you get isn’t always the life you’re capable of, and fame doesn’t erase the roads you never got to take.
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| Topic | Learning |
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