"I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom"
About this Quote
The intent is clear: signal gratitude, play the gracious champion, acknowledge the people who turn performance into story. Athletes are trained to do this as reflex, especially after wins or high-profile moments when cameras and notebooks swarm. But the subtext here exposes how scripted that gratitude can be. By blending two stock phrases (“from the bottom of my heart,” “from the heart”) Faldo reveals the underlying mechanic: these lines are prepackaged, deployed under pressure, and often said less to communicate feeling than to satisfy the expectations of the media ritual.
Context matters: Faldo built a reputation as meticulous, controlled, almost clinical in his pursuit of championships. Hearing that kind of precision unravel in public is funny in a way that also humanizes him. It’s a reminder that even the most composed athletes can get tripped by the performance of humility.
The line also has a quiet bite. Thanking “the press” is rarely uncomplicated; it’s a relationship of mutual dependence and mutual irritation. This verbal stumble turns that tension into a joke everyone can share, if only for a moment.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Faldo, Nick. (2026, January 14). I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-like-to-thank-the-press-from-the-heart-of-132357/
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Faldo, Nick. "I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-like-to-thank-the-press-from-the-heart-of-132357/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-like-to-thank-the-press-from-the-heart-of-132357/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.





