"I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months"
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The subtext is doing most of the work. “Over 15 months” reads like sobriety math, the careful counting of time that matters when your life has been defined by relapse and repair. He doesn’t say “I’m sober,” doesn’t ask for pity, doesn’t moralize. He makes the danger legible through an everyday object, the car, where recklessness becomes a measurable proxy for self-destruction. It’s funny because it’s specific; it’s uncomfortable because the specificity implies a past where the opposite was normal.
Contextually, Perry’s public persona was always built on timing: the sitcom quip, the self-deprecating aside, the ability to make pain sound light. Here, that comedic muscle becomes a coping tool and a disclosure strategy. He gets to control the narrative by getting the laugh first, preempting judgment while still naming the stakes. The applause he asks for is a parody of validation, but it’s also a real request: acknowledge that staying intact takes work, even when the “milestone” is simply not hurting yourself—or anyone else—today.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Perry, Matthew. (2026, January 15). I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-like-you-all-to-give-me-a-round-of-152847/
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Perry, Matthew. "I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-like-you-all-to-give-me-a-round-of-152847/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-like-you-all-to-give-me-a-round-of-152847/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.





