Love Quote by Maya Rudolph

A line like this works because it plays flirtation and power against each other, then laughs at the mess it makes. Coming from Maya Rudolph, it reads less like a straight pickup line and more like a comedic weapon: intimate, brazen, and deliberately a little wrong. The phrasing is the whole trick. "I would love it if you would" is faux-polite, the kind of over-mannered preface you use to soften an outrageous request. That genteel wrapper makes the center hit harder.

"Come in and teach me" frames desire as a lesson, but also as a negotiation of authority. The speaker pretends to be the novice, handing the other person the role of expert. Its subtext is both worshipful and manipulative: I want you, and I want you to take responsibility for what happens next. Then the line swerves into the uncanny with "how to really do you". It's not "do it" or "do me". It's "do you" - turning the other person into both the act and the subject. That grammatical glitch is comedic gold: it suggests obsession, performance, even identity-play, as if intimacy is something you can study and execute "correctly."

In Rudolph's orbit (SNL, broad studio comedy, character-driven satire), the intent is to spike the air with a taboo charge while signaling safety through absurdity. It's horny, yes, but it's also a send-up of how pop culture packages sex as technique and authenticity at once: not just doing someone, but doing them "really", like there's a master class for desire.