"I would love to tell you I've found the secret to eternal youth. I go to the gym and avoid too many chips. I love to eat, hate to work out, but if you can't count all your ribs from a distance you're considered obese"
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The last line is the tell. Its exaggeration ("count all your ribs from a distance") isn't just self-deprecation; it's a scalpel aimed at the entertainment industry's baseline for "acceptable". By pushing the standard into grotesque territory, he exposes how warped the measuring stick already is. The word "considered" matters - it's not about health, it's about judgment. Obesity becomes a label handed down by a gaze, not a diagnosis arrived at by care.
Contextually, this reads like an actor acknowledging the low-grade surveillance that comes with fame: cameras, costumes, casting, tabloids, the constant implication that your body is part of your job description. The chips and the gym are almost props; the real target is the way body talk gets dressed up as wellness while functioning as compliance. Isaacs isn't offering a diet tip. He's airing out the quiet cruelty of an industry where aging is treated like a moral failure and eating like evidence.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Isaacs, Jason. (2026, January 16). I would love to tell you I've found the secret to eternal youth. I go to the gym and avoid too many chips. I love to eat, hate to work out, but if you can't count all your ribs from a distance you're considered obese. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-love-to-tell-you-ive-found-the-secret-to-96523/
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Isaacs, Jason. "I would love to tell you I've found the secret to eternal youth. I go to the gym and avoid too many chips. I love to eat, hate to work out, but if you can't count all your ribs from a distance you're considered obese." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-love-to-tell-you-ive-found-the-secret-to-96523/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I would love to tell you I've found the secret to eternal youth. I go to the gym and avoid too many chips. I love to eat, hate to work out, but if you can't count all your ribs from a distance you're considered obese." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-love-to-tell-you-ive-found-the-secret-to-96523/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.







