"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
About this Quote
The specific intent is to get a fast, clean laugh by collapsing two meanings into one vulgar image. “Part of my own ass” turns a public-policy boogeyman into a private anatomy joke, shrinking something culturally enormous down to something embarrassingly literal. That reversal is the trick: it denies crack its mythic status and makes the listener complicit in puncturing it.
Subtext-wise, it’s also Leary staking out a persona: the straight-talking skeptic who distrusts trends and labels, even when the trend is self-destruction. There’s an implied hierarchy of vices: some drugs are “cool” enough to joke about; crack is the one you can safely mock without romanticizing.
Context matters. Leary’s 1990s comedy thrived on swagger, contrarian disdain, and the era’s appetite for “politically incorrect” candor. The line rides that wave, turning a national crisis into a quick, quotable bit that flatters the audience’s sense of being too savvy for scare tactics.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Denis Leary — quote listed on Wikiquote (Denis Leary page). |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Leary, Denis. (2026, January 15). I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-never-do-crack-i-would-never-do-a-drug-169345/
Chicago Style
Leary, Denis. "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-never-do-crack-i-would-never-do-a-drug-169345/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-never-do-crack-i-would-never-do-a-drug-169345/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




