"I wouldn't change a thing - except my bank balance"
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Then he undercuts himself with “except my bank balance,” a punchline that turns bravado into a confession. The joke isn’t just that he was broke; it’s that the romantic story of the artist who “pays in blood” is only cute until rent is due. Thunders uses money as a proxy for everything the punk era pretended not to care about: stability, health, leverage, the ability to opt out instead of being trapped by your own mythology. It’s a sly admission that authenticity doesn’t cover hospital bills.
The intent feels double: keep the myth intact while letting a sliver of reality show. He’s not apologizing for the life, but he’s puncturing the fantasy that self-destruction is somehow pure. In a scene that marketed anti-commercial purity while feeding a music industry machine, the line reads as both a shrug and an indictment: you can burn bright and still get exploited, and the legend rarely collects the royalties.
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Thunders, Johnny. (2026, January 16). I wouldn't change a thing - except my bank balance. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-change-a-thing-except-my-bank-balance-86866/
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Thunders, Johnny. "I wouldn't change a thing - except my bank balance." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-change-a-thing-except-my-bank-balance-86866/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I wouldn't change a thing - except my bank balance." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-change-a-thing-except-my-bank-balance-86866/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.



