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Daily Inspiration Quote by Devon Werkheiser

"I wouldn't exactly call it 'cooking' but I can make noodles. That means I can boil water, put the pasta in and wait until it's done"

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Domestic competence gets framed here like a confession, and that’s the joke Devon Werkheiser is leaning on. He’s not bragging; he’s deliberately shrinking his skill set down to the most bulletproof, least impressive culinary act imaginable: boiling water. By putting "cooking" in scare quotes, he signals awareness of the cultural expectation that adults, especially public-facing ones, should project a baseline self-sufficiency. Then he undercuts it with a deadpan syllabus: water, pasta, wait. It’s comedy built from anticlimax.

The intent feels half self-deprecation, half brand management. As a former child actor turned adult, Werkheiser’s persona has long lived in the space between nostalgic familiarity and present-day relatability. Admitting you can’t really cook but can handle noodles is a way to stay likable without trying too hard to look polished. It’s also a subtle dodge: you disclose something “personal” that costs you almost nothing.

The subtext taps a broader millennial/early-Gen-Z cultural script where adulthood is performed in small, meme-ready milestones. “I can make noodles” isn’t about pasta; it’s about lowering the bar until it’s achievable, then calling that achievement. There’s a quiet commentary, too, on how our idea of competence has been streamlined by convenience culture: if the hardest part is waiting, the real skill is managing your life long enough for the timer to go off.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Werkheiser, Devon. (2026, January 16). I wouldn't exactly call it 'cooking' but I can make noodles. That means I can boil water, put the pasta in and wait until it's done. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-exactly-call-it-cooking-but-i-can-make-111291/

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Werkheiser, Devon. "I wouldn't exactly call it 'cooking' but I can make noodles. That means I can boil water, put the pasta in and wait until it's done." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-exactly-call-it-cooking-but-i-can-make-111291/.

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"I wouldn't exactly call it 'cooking' but I can make noodles. That means I can boil water, put the pasta in and wait until it's done." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-exactly-call-it-cooking-but-i-can-make-111291/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Devon Werkheiser

Devon Werkheiser (born March 8, 1991) is a Actor from USA.

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