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"I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile"

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Alda’s line is a neat piece of actorly self-mockery masquerading as regional critique: a sunny state so relentlessly pleasant it somehow ruins you. The joke works because it flips California’s brand promise. Sunshine is supposed to be restorative, aspirational, the soft-focus backdrop to reinvention. Alda treats it like overexposure - not a lifestyle upgrade but a sterilizing agent, as if constant ease burns off whatever messiness makes a person interesting.

The intent isn’t to litigate weather; it’s to needle a cultural mythology. “Sterile” lands as more than a fertility gag. It’s a swipe at the idea that a perfectly calibrated environment produces perfectly calibrated people: smooth, risk-averse, too well-lit to have shadows. Alda, whose persona often reads as humane, skeptical, and allergic to pretension, uses the punchline to defend a certain East Coast or Midwestern suspicion of California’s gloss. If life is too comfortable, the subtext goes, you start performing comfort - becoming a version of yourself designed for cameras.

There’s also a showbiz echo in the setup. California equals industry, image, perpetual nice weather that keeps the set running. Calling it “sterile” slyly frames Hollywood as a place that can bleach out idiosyncrasy and replace it with marketable polish. It’s not hate; it’s affectionate distance: a comedian’s way of keeping the myth at arm’s length while admitting it has real power.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Alda, Alan. (2026, January 16). I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-live-in-california-all-that-sun-makes-122412/

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Alda, Alan. "I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-live-in-california-all-that-sun-makes-122412/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-live-in-california-all-that-sun-makes-122412/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Alan Alda (born January 28, 1936) is a Actor from USA.

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