"I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile"
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The intent isn’t to litigate weather; it’s to needle a cultural mythology. “Sterile” lands as more than a fertility gag. It’s a swipe at the idea that a perfectly calibrated environment produces perfectly calibrated people: smooth, risk-averse, too well-lit to have shadows. Alda, whose persona often reads as humane, skeptical, and allergic to pretension, uses the punchline to defend a certain East Coast or Midwestern suspicion of California’s gloss. If life is too comfortable, the subtext goes, you start performing comfort - becoming a version of yourself designed for cameras.
There’s also a showbiz echo in the setup. California equals industry, image, perpetual nice weather that keeps the set running. Calling it “sterile” slyly frames Hollywood as a place that can bleach out idiosyncrasy and replace it with marketable polish. It’s not hate; it’s affectionate distance: a comedian’s way of keeping the myth at arm’s length while admitting it has real power.
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Alda, Alan. (2026, January 16). I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-live-in-california-all-that-sun-makes-122412/
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Alda, Alan. "I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-live-in-california-all-that-sun-makes-122412/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wouldnt-live-in-california-all-that-sun-makes-122412/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









