"I wrote the book in my head when I was 6 years old"
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The line is a flex, but it’s also a dodge. “I wrote the book in my head when I was 6 years old” wraps ambition in innocence, turning a grown-up project into something preordained, almost accidental. Coming from Steven Cojocaru, a critic whose public persona trades in taste, speed, and punchy judgment, it reads like a defense against the two standard suspicions that cling to critics who publish: that they’re late to the party, or that they’re cashing in on proximity to other people’s art.
The specific intent is to claim authorship without begging for permission. At six, you’re not “branding” yourself; you’re just obsessing. He’s arguing that the book isn’t a career pivot so much as a lifelong fixation finally given paper. That’s a useful credential in a culture that treats authenticity as a moral category, not just a vibe.
The subtext, though, is sharper: criticism is often framed as parasitic commentary on real creators. Cojocaru flips that hierarchy by suggesting the creative work was always there, waiting behind the reviews. It also slips past accountability. If the book was “written” decades ago, then flaws can be recast as purity: not under-edited, but uncorrupted; not simplistic, but faithful to the original inner draft.
Context matters: we live in a memoir-industrial moment where everyone is expected to convert public persona into a product. By locating the origin at age six, Cojocaru both participates in that economy and inoculates himself against it, insisting the impulse predates the market. It’s a neat little act of preemption: don’t question my motives; question how long I’ve been carrying this.
The specific intent is to claim authorship without begging for permission. At six, you’re not “branding” yourself; you’re just obsessing. He’s arguing that the book isn’t a career pivot so much as a lifelong fixation finally given paper. That’s a useful credential in a culture that treats authenticity as a moral category, not just a vibe.
The subtext, though, is sharper: criticism is often framed as parasitic commentary on real creators. Cojocaru flips that hierarchy by suggesting the creative work was always there, waiting behind the reviews. It also slips past accountability. If the book was “written” decades ago, then flaws can be recast as purity: not under-edited, but uncorrupted; not simplistic, but faithful to the original inner draft.
Context matters: we live in a memoir-industrial moment where everyone is expected to convert public persona into a product. By locating the origin at age six, Cojocaru both participates in that economy and inoculates himself against it, insisting the impulse predates the market. It’s a neat little act of preemption: don’t question my motives; question how long I’ve been carrying this.
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