"I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe"
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The subtext is even more revealing than the insult. Monroe is invoked as a cultural cheat code: an icon widely remembered as voluptuous, sexual, tragic, and endlessly consumed. By calling her “fat,” Hurley rewrites Monroe’s desirability into a cautionary tale, then positions herself as the modern corrective - the sleek, disciplined body of late-90s/early-2000s celebrity. The line flatters the speaker twice: it signals superior self-control and winks at a fashion-world sensibility where starvation reads as professionalism.
Context matters because Hurley wasn’t just an actress; she was a tabloid fixture and a brand-adjacent style archetype. In that ecosystem, women are rewarded for publicly policing other women’s bodies, especially famous ones who can’t answer back. The nastiness also functions as insurance: it tells gatekeepers, “I’m on your side.” The collateral damage is everyone else, who hears their own body turned into the ultimate joke - and learns, again, that “iconic” is conditional.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hurley, Elizabeth. (2026, January 14). I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-kill-myself-if-i-was-as-fat-as-marilyn-monroe-76919/
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Hurley, Elizabeth. "I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-kill-myself-if-i-was-as-fat-as-marilyn-monroe-76919/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-kill-myself-if-i-was-as-fat-as-marilyn-monroe-76919/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.









