"I'd like to read a book sometime. I've never read a book before. That'd be an adventure. I understand they have pages and everything. Yeah, I've got to do that sometime"
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Oz’s intent reads less like anti-intellectualism than a parody of it. The cadence is casual, almost aspirational: “sometime,” “I’ve got to,” “that’d be an adventure.” It’s the language of self-improvement culture applied to the most foundational act of literacy, turning a basic responsibility into a bucket-list experience. The subtext is a critique of how easily grown-up people can drift into a performative incuriosity - not actively hostile to knowledge, just comfortably unbothered by it.
As an actor (and a performer associated with puppetry, character voices, and mainstream entertainment), Oz also leverages a meta-joke: the entertainment world is often stereotyped as glossy, busy, and bookless. The quote needles that caricature while keeping its hands clean, because the speaker isn’t dumb; they’re cheerfully opting out. That’s what makes it sting. It doesn’t accuse anyone. It lets them recognize themselves in the laugh and decide what to do about it.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Oz, Frank. (2026, January 17). I'd like to read a book sometime. I've never read a book before. That'd be an adventure. I understand they have pages and everything. Yeah, I've got to do that sometime. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-like-to-read-a-book-sometime-ive-never-read-a-52833/
Chicago Style
Oz, Frank. "I'd like to read a book sometime. I've never read a book before. That'd be an adventure. I understand they have pages and everything. Yeah, I've got to do that sometime." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-like-to-read-a-book-sometime-ive-never-read-a-52833/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'd like to read a book sometime. I've never read a book before. That'd be an adventure. I understand they have pages and everything. Yeah, I've got to do that sometime." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-like-to-read-a-book-sometime-ive-never-read-a-52833/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




